As you can probably guess by my absence, I’m in the middle of my exams.

This week has been particularly trying; had five exams in the space of four days. I’m definitely not the only one who was in this situation, but I honestly wonder how people coped with it? I was both mentally and physically tired out on Friday. After a week of constant revision, cramming, dreaming about Joules-Thompson Coefficient and Advanced Gas Cooled Reactors, my brain was feeling mushy-mushy like mango chutney. But the fun doesn’t end there! I’ve got three more…

I think the worst/best day was probably Wednesday. Had Nuclear Chemical Engineering in the morning. The exam itself was alright I guess, could have been better (but one says that about everything in hindsight). Best bit: There was a chemical equation we had to balance for 10%. Though I hadn’t done stuff like that since I was 16, I arrogantly believed that it would be a cinch. Man, was I wrong. That equation seemed to defy every single existing conservation law, including the conservation of weak isospin, whatever that is.

And then, in the middle of that taxing problem, a rich, strong, operatic voice breaks into song. I believe it was Mozart’s Cosi Fan Tutte (actually, don’t quote me on this one – it’s the only opera I know so it’s what I call anything that sounds vaguely classical). At this point all the examinees were looking around confused and stifling giggles. I had forgotten that the exam room was right next to the Royal College of Music! Well, as they say, classical music (especially Mozart) is supposed to help you study better so I hope the opera had some effect on my answers.

The same afternoon I had Finance and Financial Management. It was…interesting. It was a multiple choice paper. I answered every question, and felt really smug about that before I remembered there was negative marking. Oh well, it’s too late now…

It was kind of strange but deep down, I was actually looking forward to Machine System Dynamics the next day. I was getting tired of all the wafflely subjects, and nothing screams Mech Eng better than MSD.

It’s always during exam time that some annoyingly addictive game grabs the attention of students. This year round, that coveted prize goes to Robot Unicorn Attack!

A very happy game

Basically, you are a magical unicorn (who is incidentally also a robot) and you have to run through the Unicorn world without smashing into anything. Yeah, I know that there are countless games like this one, so why play this at all?

1. The music. This game would be really ordinary without it. The song in the background is what elevates RUA from others. It’s a really ummmmmm joyful song…?

2. Because this game is so pink and happy, it is ideal for after an exam has gone badly.

3. A game lasts about 3.5 minutes (unless you are some kind of pro, in which case I look at you enviously). This makes a suitable break from revising.

4. Get in touch with your childhood self. Come on, as a kid, who did not want a unicorn? (Don’t say ’80% of Imperial’s student population’ lol).

Oh well, that’s all for now. Wish me luck for the next one, Computational Continuum Mechanics!

I’m back! Where did I go? Nowhere really…

To those of you who eagerly await my weekly updates filled with mind-blowing and awe-inspiring stories (why do I sense silence?), I say sorry. My apology takes the form of another Nobel prize-winning post (cough).

Yesterday was the deadline for our Finance and Financial Management coursework. As part of the Mech Eng degree, I am obliged to take at least one business/humanities course. I decided on FFM because it seemed quite mathematical compared to the other more wafflely subjects.

I completely underestimated it.

FFM is weird and wacky, but the good thing is we have a great, experienced lecturer who has come straight from industry. Although I must admit that learning FFM sometimes feels very similar to learning a new language. E.g. today the lecturer was going over an example:

‘If you are short a put option on a certain stock with an exercise price of $20 that expires today, what is your pay-off at expiration as a function of the stock price?’

I mean, the individual words are undoubtedly English, but together they seem like some secret unbreakable code aliens have spent decades perfecting. I guess I have plenty of studying to do over the easter holidays…

I also got some good news this week. Apparently I’ve been accepted to work on a project at a highly-regarded nuclear research institute in Mol, Belgium. Basically I’ll be modelling heat transfers, and if I come up with a successful program I might even be able to publish a paper that goes into journals! Exciting stuff, and an excellent opportunity I believe. I’ve visited the place before, and its really quite serene with its large grounds and grass and trees and canals. You may find this slightly counter-intuitive, considering it is a nuclear institute we are talking about (I mean, there’s waste radioactive Plutonium in there), but there you go.

Also, I’m going to India this Summer! I’m eagerly anticipating the family, trips, sightseeing and of course the food. It’s hard to say just how much I’m looking forward to it, as I haven’t been in three years or so.

And of course, I’m going to the States to get ready for my exchange year – term starts on the 19th of August. I’d like to go a couple of weeks earlier to sort things out, and have a nice holiday. This summer is going to be one fun, chaotic mess, provided the exams and DMT project go well (Even though it doesn’t seem like it now, they will end one day).

Only one tiny problem.

All my summer plans happen to overlap! So either I choose one thing and perform/enjoy it completely (and relinquish the other two) or do a little bit of all three. If only all my decisions could be this pleasant.

I think you all can guess what I am referring to.

The X word.

We finally received our exam schedules, after weeks of general headless chicken running around. I’m the sort of person who timetables everything, so a concrete schedule for the exams is very helpful in terms of planning. Still, turns out that all my heavy reading exams are in same week – not sure how I’ll deal with that.

On a lighter note, I got a new mobile phone! It’s a BlackBerry Curve, and its slick and white. I liked my old Sony Ericsson flip phone (once upon a time those things were all the rage), but I guess its time for a change. The biggest shock for me is that I can actually text properly. With my old phone I used to txt lyk dis cos it was fster, n 2 save space, but now I can type full words! And the best thing is my thumb doesn’t spasm anymore…

Connecting to the Imperial Wi-Fi was a bit of a pain, but with the help of Tanya, Andrew and Anas’ Blog it all worked out

The other fun thing was that the WSET We.Are.Science Photo Exhibition launch took place today! If you’ve been to the Imperial Homepage, you will have seen some of the awesome entries we got. This big event was professionally organized by Ivy and Mithila, and of course Aiman (they are WSET committee members). I think my favourite photos were:

1. Women scientific leaders – Don’t worry this is not a feminist thing lol. I just thought the model was amazing and full of attitude (and a lab coat).

2. Drawing a bat wing – A brown and white photo depicting team work. Only the hands are featured.

3. I love electrochemistry! – A very fun and cute picture.

4. The pigeon – Wait, what? Yes, apparently someone submitted a stunningly professional photo of a pigeon. Not sure what that is supposed to signify, but it was very fat and fluffy. Hmm.

Which one is your favourite? Don’t forget to vote! The ballot is located in the Business School all week.

That’s all for now!

In a previous blog post I mentioned that I had got tickets to see a new BBC Three show, ‘The King is Dead’. Three of my friends and I went to see it last Thursday.

It was a novel and great experience to enter the BBC studios and actually watch a real live proper recording! It takes about 3 hours to record a 30 minute show, and we get to see all the stuff that happens off-air which is quite exciting. I’m glad glad I got those tickets. I had in fact asked for 1 ticket as that normally improves your chances of getting a place, but they gave me four instead which was much cooler.

So anyway, we got to the BBC studios where we first had to undergo some airport-like security checks (Clement had a little trouble with his pen-knife…what did they think he could do with it anyway? Kill a camera man? Kill himself from laughing too much at really bad jokes?). Then they led us to a restaurant/bar like thing where we bought snacks. Joe asked for a panini that seemed to take ages to make, when in actual fact they had forgotten about his order. Epic sandwich fail.

Then we were made to stand in a somewhat orderly queue that involved some slight shoving and shouting, and plenty of rain. We were made to stand outside for a good 250 seconds I would guess. But once we were seated in the studio everything was fine. We had a ‘warm-up-er’ to help us understand our role as audience and to ease away boredom before the show began. He was a welsh guy who was as funny as the show itself. It was mostly light-hearted insult-based comedy directed at various stage managers, but they didn’t seem to mind. I think he was on the path to becoming a real comedian – it would be great if in a few years time I could say, ‘Hey, yeah I saw him when he was a mere crowd-warm-uper!’.

The show was presented by Simon Bird, who, as Tanya put it: ‘looks so funny you would just laugh at him if you saw him walking on a street’. It’s true. With his suit and his overly posh accent and his over-sized glasses you can’t help giggle a little.

The idea behind the show is that each week a famous person is killed off, and three celebrities compete to take their place. It’s like a job interview. The recording that we went to was the last in the series, and the assistant regional head of sales had just died. So Eamonn Holmes, some chick from ‘The Saturdays’ and another chick from ‘The Apprentice’ came to take his place.

Of course, as the audience our role was to clap, laugh and jeer. For some reason I had in my head that they would hold up signs, but I needn’t have worried. Sometimes we had to laugh as the same joke five times because of scene retakes. Sometimes during the filming they would redo a scene from the previous hour which seemed to be perfectly fine. It was a very strange and interesting experience. I loved it.

And then, because this was the last show they wanted to have a fake fire alarm where members of the audience walk onto the stage and clap at the winner. I got singled out as the asian girl in maroon! Had to sign a ‘release form’ which basically ‘waived my moral rights’ as the terms and conditions worryingly put it. Basically it meant that if I tripped over the stairs the BBC wouldn’t pay. I decided to go for it as I have plenty of experience in fire alarms being a Mech Eng student and all.

It was the weirdest thing ever.

Walking on stage, making eye contact with the presenters was so funny! Now I have thirty seconds of ‘fame’ on BBC Three. Do watch the show when it airs. You can’t miss me; I’m wearing an Imperial hoodie lol. And besides, the show is actually quite hilarious.

See, loads of free things to do in London!

A few days ago 20 Mech Engers went karting in Streatham. I’m very much a newbie at karting, so this was an excellent way to learn something new. Besides I really needed a short break from the coursework, tutorial sheets, design projects etc.

If you haven’t been go-karting before, you really should. It was extremely fun! We had a sort of ‘Grand-Prix’ amongst us Mech Engers. Despite coming last (well, ok second last) it was really thrilling. I think I had a fastest lap time of around 30.2 seconds. The best lap time of the night was around 27.1 seconds, set by a little blonde girl called Katie in second year. Made me wonder what exactly powered her car, was she hiding a secret jet engine or something? Anyway, kudos to her!

The best part of the race was the final. Eight people raced against each other, and you can imagine what sort of chaos ensued. At the first hairpin I spun, and there was a massive pile-up. Everyone was making angry signals at me (aka Jenny) but I couldn’t do much in my position until the Karting supervisor came and sorted us out.

And just as I was about to escape the pile-up, someone (who shall remain unnamed, partly because I don’t know who it was) came from behind and viciously bumped into me. Well, he/she forgot to brake I guess. I’m glad I was able to act as a suitable buffer (that’s not sarcasm). I was thrown onto the steering column and received a massive bruise on my thigh. I mean, it was comparable to the size of China. I complained about to everyone who would listen in my ‘wounded soldier’ voice. And throughout the past few days it has been going through the various colours of the rainbow.

We're all winners! Or so we like to think...

Anyway, it was a great way to spend the evening away from the worries of the course.

Also, a few days ago, I received tickets to go to a BBC live recording show! Ever since I came to London, one of my wishes has been to be a part of a live audience to a BBC show like ‘Have I got news for you’ or ‘QI’ etc. The tickets are free but the waiting lists are humongous. Anyway I got four tickets to see a BBC Three comedy panel show, ‘The King is Dead’. Seems like it will be really really interesting. I’ll definitely tell you all about the experience in my next post (well, as much as I’m allowed to divulge). The shooting is on Thursday, can’t wait for it!

Yesterday we had our Machine System Dynamics progress test. Since we were all so relieved it was over, we decided to treat ourselves to a game of Starwars Monopoly! This is a game I normally play with a bunch of twelve year olds (and I still lose) so playing with the Mech Eng gang is always a welcome change : ) I picked Yoda as my token!

Btw, I stole these pictures from Joe’s Facebook (he’s the one taking the pictures). Please don’t sue.

Winner and Loser

I hope Joe doesn't sue me for using his pictures...

And…my Mech Eng page is finally up! Sorry for the delay… Check it out!

I used to think I could predict the weather without taking a step outside. Why do you think this is?

1) I watch the news every morning.

2) I look outside the window every morning.

3) If it’s going to rain I start whizzing around my room like a goldfish in a bowl (or is that for earthquakes?).

4) If I’ve washed my hair that morning I know it’s going to rain.

5) Google Homepage

The answer is 4). At least, it used to be. Any morning I washed my hair, I could guarantee it would rain the same day and mess everything up.

That was true until yesterday.

Yesterday it snowed.

Happy Holidays everyone!

Apart from that, on Monday I went to Simon Singh’s lecture about Science and the battle for Free Speech. More about this in a few days, but the gist was that one could pay up to £140 million to express one’s views in London…illuminating stuff indeed.