Senators sent home? yes. but not because they’ve been caught evading taxes or other types of fraud… simply because they’ve been spreading head lice around congress….

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For those of you who don’t believe in the sacred text of The Origin, and are always yanking off about lack of proof (though quite frankly, there is even less coming from your side), here is the ultimate document.  If you havn’t already met The Skateboarding Dog- relish his talent. Oh, and check out how he carries his wheels- if he’s not ready to challenge Rodney Mullen they should at least become best friends.